Welcome!

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I've had visitors and only $43,745.21
Won't you please help me out? (Don't make me beg)

• Am I Nuts? - Get the skinny on whether or not I'm insane... Is this website poisoning the Internet?
  
  
• Tips for New Millionaires, Lottery Winners and High Stakes Gamblers - Have you come across some serious money? I can help you out!
  
  
• Ideas for Dictators, Royalty and Heads of State - Hey, got a spare room in that castle? My wife and I know how to use all the fancy utensils - we'd make the perfect dinner guests!
  
  
• Movie Star, Rock Star and Celebrity Suggestions - Yo, wasssssuuuuuup! Anyone wanna cast me in their next movie?
  
  
• Currency (The economy and you) - Find out how *you* can help the economy of the entire world flow just a little bit smoother.

Click here to read what people have to
say about The Amazing Gimme A Buck (please) Website!

• About Me - Here's where I delve into the sad and pathetic details of my life. (As if you care)
  
  
• My Eating Delight Diet Page - I guarantee I can help you gain or loose weight!
  
  
• Website Origin - Yes, there is a long story. Maybe I'm not nuts after all! (See first article for proof of concept)

Check out the pictures of mail I've received!

Top 11 reasons to Gimme A Buck (please)

• I'm almost 30.. and I'm STILL not a millionaire!
• You're going to die soon... and you hate your kids!
• You can claim it as a tax loss.
• Tired of having too much money in that bank account?
• Frustrated that your local grocery store won't change all those pesky $100's?
  
• Are you about to go through a BITTER divorce and would rather eat glass than see your mate get half?
• Looking for a way to really cheese off your rich parents after they forced you through college? 
• Trying to out-do those crazy friends? 
• It's only a buck!
• You just want to do something nice for someone.
  
  And lastly:
  
  
• Come on... it's only a buck!

Not convinced to give me your money yet? OK.. have a look at my Final Pitch!

Notable Donor Quotes

"Always wanted to give you a buck, finally found some funds lying around in my Paypal account! Enjoy the $10!" Gave $10!!

"I've been waiting to give you a buck for about 2 years, now that I got paypal, I can finally do it, and since someone was very kind and donated a little cash to me, I thought since you did an excellent job of your site you deserved it." Gave $10.01!!

"This is the best site ever made. I will send it to all my friends so that they too can feel warm and fuzzy for helping you out!" Gave $13!!

"Your buck is on the way. And since I'm nice it's three thousand... ... ...atoms of air with one dollar in the envelope." Gave $1

"Amazing site! As stated by others, I wish I'd of thought of it. As a 26 yo computer professional also, I sympathize with your Omnipresent-Pile-O-Bills with I also have (maybe it's the cause of the profession?). Not unlike you I drive a beat-up 1990 Geo Metro. I've decided that at this time of the year (being Christmas and all) I'd send some joy somewhere else cuz I know that my niece sure as hell doesn't need any more toys!!! " Gave $10!!

"I laughed my butt off at this site... but you know what.... I'm sending you five dollars... and I am telling all my family members to send you one too.." Gave $5