If you've got money to burn, step up and take your turn!
are so many ways to spend money in the world. What with a never ending list
of consumer goods to purchase, homes to build, yachts to buy, politicians to buy,
and governments to overthrow, it can become a rather harrowing task to figure
out what to buy next! I'll bet you've had enough of the teary-eyed activists
begging for your cash, or the endless droaning of the less fortunate.
And enough already of those people pretending to be your friend in hopes of grabbing
I'm not going to pretend - I've come to help!
I'm providing an incredibly effective way for you to spend your money without
any pretense of destitution or "lifelong friend" proclamations.
Hey, I just want enough to pay the bills, take my wife out for a fancy dinner,
and maybe buy a tv, car, boat, and a house. You can help me do it!
if you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please)
How many times have you burned up a cool million at the
blackjack table? How many times have you slapped down the high plate cost
to go to another cheesy political fundraiser? How many times have you bought
up a nifty car, decked out your happenin' pad, or bought yourself out of a bad
situation? Wouldn't this donation be so much more interesting?
You could alter the course of two average folk's lives forever!
And with your money, you could come along for the ride on our world tour! (Subject
to my wife's permission, of course.)
I know what you're thinking - "There's got to be a catch!"
No catch. It's just like I said, I'll take your money, and you can watch me spend
it. Easy, affordable, and worth the effort to pick up the pen and
cut the check (or have your accountant do it if you don't do
that sort of thing). Imagine my surprise and glee when
I open the mail and discover the check for a <insert your preferred donation
amount here> dollars! Or better yet, email me and we'll do lunch
and talk it over! (And as long as you pay, of course.)
if I were in your position, I'd make the contribution, too! (Probably.)
So, visit the How To Send Your
Money page and do the right thing! Thanks for visiting the site!
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