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arrow2.gif (105 bytes) It's Good to be King!

There are lots of nice benefits that come with power, but it can be a tough job. (So I've been led to believe.)  What with the tabloids, the unfriendly governments always biting you in the butt, and the never ending droning of your constituents/subjects/slaves.  While I can't relate, I can sympathize.  Rest assured that I don't want to sway your agenda.  I don't want to topple your government or send bombers over your country.  I just want some of your cash.

(His Majesty King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV Click Here!)

arrow2.gif (105 bytes) Hey, if you don't want to donate you can put us up in your palace instead!

One thing you do have over most people is a pretty awesome place to live.  My wife and I would love to visit your abode sometime.  Maybe we could stay at your palace for our anniversary!?  (That would help us afford lodging costs!)  See how easy it is to help out a fellow human being?  (Unfortunately, we can't visit you if your country is currently waging a Holy War with our country... That might be a bit awkward.)

How about that? Some intelligent, youthful visitors from North America!  (I'm Canadian and my wife is American)  No politics, no hidden agenda, no top level negotiations, just a crazy, fun, rip-roaring good time!  How long has it been since you really partied down?  We'll even provide the cheap champagne!  (Or you can buy some expensive champagne if you prefer)

Click here if you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please)

arrow2.gif (105 bytes) What do you have to lose?

You've got a fortune or two to throw around!  You've got a security force!  You've got a high approval rating!  Send us some dough, and we'll spend it very effectively!  A million would be nice (HINT), but anything you can give would be greatly appreciated.  So get out that checkbook or crack open that vault and lend us a hand.   I guarantee you'll feel groovy after you do it!  Visit our How To Send Your Money page for instructions.

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