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His Majesty King Taufa'ahau Tupou IVOne thing that never ceases to amaze me is how many people from all over the world visit this webite.   One of the most interesting groups of people are from the Kingdom of Tonga.

After searching the web for information on where Tonga is, I decided that my visitors from the ancient Polynesian Kingdom deserved a page of their own.

My wife and I can't tell you how delighted we are to have visitors from your delightful country, and hope to someday see it!  To the left, we've included a picture of His Majesty King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV.  Greetings to you sir!

Tonga is one of the world's few remaining constitutional monarchies.  It is the only South Pacific country never to have been colonized by a foreign power and is ruled by His Majesty King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV.  The country preserves its ancient traditions alongside modern policies designed to stimulate economic development.

We thought we might make a suggestion to King Taufa'ahau Tupou.  Here's the deal.  Your people have been visiting our site which is really groovy.  We think your country is great, which is also really groovy.  Hey, if you send us some bucks, we'll make Tonga our first leg of the worldwide tour!  How about that!  Sounds to me like a deal even King Taufa'ahau Tupou can't resist.

We'll sip exotic drinks, party down in your palace and have a great time.  Well, think it over.  Give us the word, and we'll start packing.  See How To Send Your Money for details.

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