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The Bill Gates Page


Here's the face of the Richest Man in the WorldAs I am sure this site will be reaching the farthest ends of the universe, it is important to remember some of the more intriguing people who may wander through.  One of those, of course, is Mr. Bill Gates, the Richest Man In The World (according to Forbes Magazine).

arrow2.gif (105 bytes) A fair deal for Bill Gates

Being conservative, Bill's worth over 80 billion dollars!  At the current price of a Whopper Combo meal at Burger King, that's over 20 billion Whoppers -with fries and a Coke.  That's a whole lot of burgers.  But hey, he's smart, driven, and successful.  Never will you hear me bemoan someone else's wealth.  Especially if it's the guy whose company developed the Windows(tm) operating system.  (Note the gratuitous butt-kissing.)

wpe4.jpg (1637 bytes)I just recently purchased and am reading Bill's book, Business at the Speed of Thought for a steal at $30.00.  It got me to thinking about my own net worth.  I'd say, after calculating in the Student Loans, Credit Card debt, the Omnipresent-Pile-O-Bills, and stuff like that, and then adding in my highly valued assets like the car, computer and stereo system, my net worth hovers at around $5,000.

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I felt compelled to invest in the knowledge Bill Gates could impart to me in his book, Business at the Speed of Thought for $30.00.  That calculates out to about .6% of my net worth.  If Mr. Gates made the same investment in Gimme A Buck (please), in ratio with his net worth, the contribution would be only $480 million.  Peanuts.

Hmmmmmmm.....It's true, I'm not offering anything as interesting or engaging as Business at the Speed of Thought. (And it was both interesting and engaging...)  However, I think I can offer a really cool sequence of pictures of my wife and I rolling around in piles of cash.  I think that'd be worth at least 1% of a book, though that figure is certainly negotiable.  1% of $480 million would be $4.8 million, a modest donation for such a wonderful return.  Heck, I'd be willing take only a million and call it a deal!

Act now Bill, and seize your chance to make philanthropic history by giving to one of the most deserving couples in the World. (Again, this is my own opinion.) 

Hey, I don't use Linux!  Does that make the offer more palatable?

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