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Gimme A Buck
How to gimme your hard earned money

Yup. You can get something in return..

See if you can find the secret area!

My Secrets Revealed. How I Make Money On The Internet
It's no secret I've made good money from this site. Now I'm prepared to share my experience with you!

Other Ways To Help
Don't have any money? You can still help!

See how much I've received!

Thoughts I've Received
Wanna read what people have to say about me and my website?

The Picture Mailbag!
I've just started scanning some of the letters I've received.

The FINAL Pitch
I promise - this is the last time I'll ask!

Contact Me
If you're not gonna Gimme A Buck.. at least send me a note!

Message Board


You found the secret link!

My Drivel & Other Useless Thoughts
Tips for millionares, my diet page, the website origin, find out if I'm nuts, and plenty of other somewhat funny stuff.



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 Please please please gimme a buck today!

Come on folks, this isn't a scam! Please don't be one of those people who goes away and thinks someone else will gimme a buck.

You have the opportunity to help out a fellow human being. You can help me out.. right now!

Don't make me beg! Please, please, please...Gimme a buck!

If you tell your friends to send a dollar, maybe I'll get a color TV, or a car!  Maybe a fancy boat! Or a big house! 

Help me fulfill my dreams!  Watch the Graph-O-Meter grow as the bucks pile up to the sky!  (Hopefully!) Get that warm fuzzy feeling!  C'mon!

Help me make history!

My wish list 



When you send me your buck, you get to post a message on the "message board".  Woohoo!  Most people advertise their own website, but you can put whatever you want. Hi Mom!

Click on the message board link and see for yourself!

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Just reach into your wallet, and gimme a buck today!

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