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Gimme A Buck
How to gimme your hard earned money

Yup. You can get something in return..

See if you can find the secret area!

My Secrets Revealed. How I Make Money On The Internet
It's no secret I've made good money from this site. Now I'm prepared to share my experience with you!

Other Ways To Help
Don't have any money? You can still help!

See how much I've received!

Thoughts I've Received
Wanna read what people have to say about me and my website?

The Picture Mailbag!
I've just started scanning some of the letters I've received.

The FINAL Pitch
I promise - this is the last time I'll ask!

Contact Me
If you're not gonna Gimme A Buck.. at least send me a note!

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My Drivel & Other Useless Thoughts
Tips for millionares, my diet page, the website origin, find out if I'm nuts, and plenty of other somewhat funny stuff.



Link To Me Page


In an effort to promote my site using your site, here's a great way for you to help me out.  That's right - it's a special link just for your website! 

arrow2.gif (105 bytes) A useful addition to any site!

Just include this code in your web page and you'll be doing your part to help me pay my bills (and make my wife very happy)! The link will look like this:

The Amazing Gimme A Buck (please) Website!

arrow2.gif (105 bytes) Banners

Would you like to design a banner for me?  (Please!)  If so, I'd be eternally grateful.  (As long as it's a good banner.)  In return, I'll post your name and/or business right here on this page as a link for everyone to see. 

"So what?", you say... Well, you saw this page!  Are gonna pass up this incredible opportunity for free (sorta) advertising of your awesome talents?!

In the meantime, until I get some real banners, here's a couple that I made myself.  You can use these for now...  The code is right below each banner.

The fastest, most efficient way to waste your money!

The fastest, most efficient way to waste your money!

The fastest, most efficient way to waste your money!

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