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Well hey. ill send you a dollor, a CANADIAN dollor! haha you fool. that is only like 50 cents american (grumbles about crappy exchange rate). But oh yes, fear Canada, because some day all americans will grovel at our feel for our precious loonies. mwa ha ha ha!!!
(There is nothing sadder than a meglomaniacal Canadian.)


I'd asked you long,long back if you are interested in a partnership. Are you so busy collecting the damn dollars that you can't respond?
(No, I am just SO DISINTERESTED in a partnership that I can't respond.)


I only carry 'hundreds...
(I hope you get mugged.)


I would send you a dollar but I live in England and we have a far more worthwhile currency over here - sorry
(Ahhh, yes, England now can use the EURO.  I hear the stampede to convert now...)


I am rolling on the floor reading all your responses. This is one great site good luck. Oh by the way my dollar is in the mail. Seriously


i don't have a dollar but i'll be flying over michigan with a sack of pennies. stand outside and wait for me


I live under a bridge scare children and kill squirrels.


this is so creative. i love it.


Click here if you're ready to Gimme A Buck (please).


I have thousands of dollars, but you're not getting any of them!
(That's ok. The IRS will get them anyway.)


This is rachel and Iam 12 years old i live in stmaryscounty clements And i go to school in leonard town.And i like the way you get a dollar just for asking for one i aloways ask my mother for money and i dont get any but i think it's funny how you get money frome people all over the world and you dont even no them so i really like your way of making money like you do so im going to send you a dollar as soon as i get one


I thougth i was good at getting other people's omney but man you are awesome, you speak the words of my soul


If it wasn't illegal, I'd do it. I need money to be able to have this baby that was just conceived with my fiance. But because I was evicted once, I can't get an apartment unless I have $5,000 to put a down payment on a home, or even pay the 12 months rent on an apartment so that we can live together and raise our baby. But no one will give me a second chance. How sad is that? So why doesn't send me money?


Ummmmm..... this is a great idea and everything and it seems to me as if you got a few bucks so I have to hand it to you for trying!!=^..^=


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(Well, there, "Web Master Kevin", seems we need an HTML refresher course on trying to re-direct traffic to your site....)


kkjj@hotmail.com IF I SEND A DOLLAR kkjj@hotmail.com could i plug my email? KKJJ@HOTMAIL.COM


I have about forty dollars in pennies that I have been saving for awhile. I haven't gotten around to rolling them up in those paper things to take to the bank yet. I guess I'm just as lazy as you. But.. I still have that nagging problem: being too lazy to actually WRAP the pennies. So how's this: you come here to my house, and I'll hunt you for sport using only elastic bands with the pennies for ammo. S**t! That requires energy.. How's this: I eat a *LOT* of those brown beans in that there tomato sauce.. *GALLONS* of the stuff, stick the pennies up my arse, and let it fly!! If you catch them in your mouth: Double bonus!! Then I'll start shooting folding money!!!!!!!!!!!


May I give you two dollars instead? I do everything in Twos..I have two hands..Two feet, Toe shoes, Two boots Two gloves two parents Two siblings Two Cars Two friends Two Jobs...Please? May I give Two?


How many rupise from USA doller in india


you need more than a dollor to buy brain for yourself


I suggest that when you acquire sufficient funds, the money be donated to a LITERACY PROGRAM for 95% of these BRAINDEAD MONKEYS that send you comments!


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You want a dollar?... Listen pal, before I send you a dollar, you gotta swim the deepest ocean, climb the highest mountain, cross the dryest desert, walk the longest highway, set foot in every country in the world and then, I have a friend who knows a guy that has an uncle who might LOAN you a nickel... but NEVER a $*@% dollar!


I think that your idea is quite cheeky, it surprises me that anyone would have the nerve to ask for money over the net, let alone go to the extent that you have. Do you give your money to any charities at all or do you keep it all to yourself?

Even worse is the people who are stupid enough to send you the money, $1.00, i wouldn't even give 5p.

Signed

A very disgruntled and shocked english person.

You tacky Americans.
(Spoken like a true Englishman.)


This website is the bomb digity and I feel is an inspiration to all people.

sincerly, James B. Pace


Yeah, well, I didn't have a $5,000 week in sales, in fact, I got turned down by at least two editors for the story ideas I'm working on. Other editors won't even return my calls. So, you know what? I'm not sending you a dollar, beggar boy!!! Say, do you have any press releases?


As a Nashville songwriter (blues/country) I'm truly inspired to write again. Got a really great laugh! The Mark Daniels Rehab Band


Come to India and become the leader of our Indian Beggar Association


Reading all the profanity on this sight has traumatized me. I demand $5 in punitive damages... Okay, I'll settle for a Peter instead...Peter Buck, that is. I believe in putting my money where my mouth is =)


you are very smart but at wrong place, you may try your luck in india.,you may become a rich beggar here.as there are many poor beggars to whom you can compete.this is my free advice.


HELLO POOR UNCLE SAM, ITS HEARTENING TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE BEGGAR OF THE MILLENIUM, A REAL HI-TEC ONE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER PRODUCT OF THE COMPUTER SAVVY NATION I.E THE USA. WELL MISTER YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO BE NOTICED BY TOPLINE CELEBRITIES OF THE WORLD. MY SUGGESTION IS THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ACCEPT ANY MONETARY OFFERINGS, INSTEAD TAKE UP THE CHURCH ACTIVITIES AND BLESS OTHER UNFORTUNATE COUSINS OF YOURS. IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR SOUL.THIS MESSAGE IS FROM KISHOR MEHTA AND NAYAN MEHTA.VERSOVA,INDIA.


The Purple Monkey told me to come here and find the lost relic of the Epson Printer and I did so I thought what the hay Ill eat some Maple Syrup with a green armpit. Now youve heard my story, visit my site dangit! OR ILL FADE INTO COMPLETE NOTHINGNESS!!!!!!!


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hey, wait, this guy is ripping us all off, he tells us to send him a dollar,, but then the little cheapskate forgets to tell us about the 32cent stamp! u know what he does, he gets you dollar, buysa bee, and gets to work removing the stamp, then he resells the stamps at their 25 cent wholesale value! the didrty Q#$, lying creating scub bag, oh yeah, hes a bum...


Only a DOLLAR???? You don't work for the government...do you?? Dave 'big bucks' Gunderson


As of this hit you have made a tidy $.075/hit gross revenue.


ID GIVE YOU A DOLLAR BUT THE STAMP IS $.33 AND THE ENVELOPE IS A PENNY WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR $0.66 ? PLEASE ADVISE SOON...INFLATION IS IMMENENT !!


World is getting smaller, GLOBALIZE! Any foreign money can be changed at US banks, no matter whatever it fetches you! There is no room in this competitive world for small-timers, ASK FOR $5-$10-$20-$50-$100-$500 BILLS! Agreed nobody gives away anything for nothing, GIVE THEM HONORARY DEGREE/DIPLOMA as recognized FOOLS THAT THEY ARE, more they give bigger the certificate. Hope your printer supports A3 size! I will positively reward you handsomely (as myself) once you have succeeded totally in your venture. ignore this email if you are still a 19th cent-urian, Y2K is not far off.


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